This year is like any election year, a period of time where the most spectacular and strange pod can happen, so display a marker with glasses smoking a cigar in one corner, you should not be subject to our surprise.
However, beyond the expectation of the time we prepared for the election of a new National Assembly is also possible to fall into the clichés that always leaves us political carnival. There are styles that have survived decades of large and quirky fashions, the Beatles and now Salserin sandungueo have spent many years, but clichés of the aspiration for an elective office are intact.
In Venezuela, the main promoters of the typical campaign, were the Adeco, followed closely by the Copeyanos, while the rest, trying to make a campaign more "different", failed to achieve the same objectives as the first. For example, the MAS to these campaigns and never got anything momentous in its history.
For forty years, white and green based their campaigns on the same structure out the candidate shaking hands as a Christian was there, walking with his fist raised in a crowd (which was often simply a repetition of photos to make the mass effect), but more summit, was kissing a carajito appear any of the underclass or an old woman hugging sheath such that walk.
tangible examples of that were the campaigns of Carlos Andres Perez, in particular its first term, where the rate jumped a puddle of mud from a lot of people. This was accompanied by a catchy "single" of Chelique Sarabia that said "this man if you walk, go ahead and show his face" where the image of jumping the puddle glaring gocho any claim of the other candidates at the time.
Similarly, Eduardo Fernández, "El Tigre" in their quest of 1988 right in front of CAP, try a something much more daring. He dared to go up a hill (do not remember which) to spend a night at a ranch in an inhospitable place in Caracas (considering that the guy was a drawing of the capital) and accompanied the family to eat Corn Flakes without milk for dinner.
The pod seems that nothing came out well, because Tiger did not win, and some people attribute it to that Eduardo was very bad actor, while others indicate that the gesture indicated that it could have done to generate a positive impact was carried a leg to share with their hapless hosts (remember that at that time, a chicken leg was a horny sheath and people just like meat could was purchased with balls of fat bologna and failing "luncheon meat" tuna.) Other more extreme advisers think the tiger could do more catastrophic pod and instead of cereal gringo, could have put them to eat perrarina, but that contradicted the feline condition Fernández.
Perhaps the only person who has gained a different campaign is Chavez, for his first season he did not, but the opposition was saying that if the revolution came the government, they fry the head Adeco oil.
I've certainly seen images that have been made after Chavez's election periods showing him hugging old ladies and some carajito, but care of the problem there is that the commander is, he brings people together without much planning time, photographers and cameramen outside if they have chance to make these graphs.
But back to the point I want to get, is to emphasize that this kind of campaigning adeco manual is as mesmesemo Connor MacLeod, the type of the movie "The Immortals", who does not die unless someone beheaded, but it seems that nobody dares to do so.
The most recent use of this material leads us to my great friend, philosopher Manuel Rosales, who in 2006, when he dared hope to be the President of the Republic, came with a photo of your old lady kissed his brow, while the very angelic, put those hands with which all the actual theft of Zulia could, like the virgin girls get when you take photos of his fifteen years (já, which has more fake - in both cases). Then Antonio Ledezma
applied the same strategy, both in metropolitan mayoral campaign, as when they took power to transfer the Government of the Capital District. There, Ledezma was sought his good friends the adecos, that you take out banners that read "Chavez (maluco): Leave Work." In it, appeared to embrace one of those old ladies equally immortal Connor.
But for more time today, a symbol of the struggle of a generation has decided to be stupid extension of the validity of the manual. Speak no more and no less than Yon Goicoechea (or as you type the name of that dude).
"yong" as they call their very intimate circles, friends and enemies, the tusks removed without much Birdbrain, and comes for his second prize (the first was the half melon dollars that nobody knows what the hell is the spent) to the political work he did for Globovisión (the opposition in Venezuela for sure there, who there is Alberto Federico Ravell and blackberry, which throws the ball signs idiots out there saying that we see).
The ambitions of the son of a real type (ie, Yong) are nothing like Freddy pendejas Guevara, who went to the Metropolitan Council Member, but the tarajayo that everyone knew as a student and did not aspire UCAB anything in this country now wants to have his own seat in the National Assembly and already started working to ensure its "parliamentary impunity" (the immunity shield becomes a criminal when it has a scrawny).
Child steel septum, left without shame find your copy of "manual adeco in campaign to suit your position Yupi in Primero Justicia, and today showed us the picture compels the candidate with the old lady, taking her hands tired from the days of life that have touched while he makes a face covering that asshole cock and cries.
are also photos of script, such as the worker who greets Yong, and people who seem to listen when he puts his hands in the pose of loving biblical prophet, which is nothing with palms facing up to the level of the lipase.
The faces Yong put these photos, contrast sharply with the protests had in 2007, or as he put the most apocalyptic world slap you smashed the wall, although he returned to regenerate in minutes (must be that it has DNA X Man's Men or the Fantastic Four elastic).
However, there is to see if its slogan Yong gets Chelique style, so everything is complete. He makes up for this being, who could not go for the easiest, and choose a highly emaciated, such as the High Mirandinos. Intellectual Property Carlchucho
