Drunk Jokes was once two drunks who go to bed to sleep in a bunk, and the drunk who is on the top of the litter before sleep begins to pray: With God I sleep, I wake up with God, the Virgin Mary and the Holy Spirit. In that litter fall and the drunk who is on the bottom says: Did you see? That happens to be sleeping with so many people!
The drunk late at night to his house and starts screaming: Warbler, open the door I bring flowers to the woman linda.La woman runs down and opens the door and says, Where are the flowers? "The drunk replied: Okay, and where is the most beautiful woman.
A child asks his father very interesado.Papá, how do you know that a person is drunk? For easy son, See those two men who are out there? If I was drunk would be four! Dad, If only one is coming!
A beachfront drunk and yelling: A whale, a whale "and all the people leave the beach, then comes the jacket, and asks:" Where, where is the whale? And the drunk says: No guy is that I dropped two bottles of rum, And one is full!
It is a crying drunk in front of a sign, and have a friend and asks: Why are you crying? The drunk indicates the sign and says: There is no shame in this country, it states "mother without feeling Sold . 'The friend said: Do not be stupid!, then what he says is "We sell wood, zinc and cement."
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