What is the height of the deaf? That the die will take a minute of silence.
What is the height of a dwarf? You stop a cop and say, STOP!
What is the last straw? That a dead jump into the water, a blind man see him fall, that a dumb to tell a deaf man, that looks like nothing.
What is the height of a hunchback? Study law.
What is the height of a painter? Throw a fart tricolor.
What is the height of an architect? Draw a line with the rule of his wife.
What is the height of an egotist? Biting their noses behind the door so that nobody asked.
What is the height of a dentist? That the daughter is named Cindy-Cindiente.
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